Plot twist: a movie with a 20-something character who has never kissed anyone and has never had sex but is presented as a perfectly normal, socially well-adjusted individual
When I meet a friend’s friend and they leave us alone together
"you were right"
"go get a job"
i’m a full time stay at home blogger excuse yourself
*SLAMS FISTS ON TABLE* I WANT TO BE A HOT COSPLAYER
Just found out that six years ago, a little girl was killed in a hit-and-run accident on a bridge near my school. Apparently, her spirit is still on that bridge and when people ask for directions and have to cross it, they never returned from the end of that bridge— there’s even a bunch of missing persons case about it. I’m going to check it out tomorrow.
Update: I found three more haunted places and an abandoned asylum omg
i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road